Insanity is Hereditary

Sabrina, I apologize all over myself for this being so late, but good God, this fic drove me insane.  The finished product doesn't much resemble the original idea, and this is like, the eighth incarnation of this fic, but I finally worked it all out and I present it to you in all it's belated glory.  Well, maybe not glory, but you know.....

As always, everyone is more than welcome to read it.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!  Happy birthday my fellow pervert Sabrina, happy birthday to you!!  That's really supposed to be sung, but hey, I work with what I've got. Besides, my singing sucks, I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Twenty-two, huh?  You are getting OLD!!!!!  Once you get past twenty-one, it's all downhill from there.  Or so I've heard, it certainly didn't happen to me.  But then at 22 I was reproducing and trying to take care of the one I already had, so life just kept getting better for me.

I do have you something for this momentous day, the only catch is, it's not gonna be ready today.  I really tried to have it done by now, but RL just kept poking at me, the bitch wouldn't leave me alone.  I'd love to stab that whore in the eye and tell her to go away for five damn minutes, but she's insistent on bugging me.  I will try to get it finished as soon as I can, I promise.  I can't give you anything close to a date, except to tell you that I will have it finished within a week, I am determined on that score.

And to totally switch gears, I was reading a recent interview with JKR and she said something about Ron that just amused the hell out of me and I thought it would make you smile too.

Ron is someone who does not grapple with anything deeper than beer, if he can avoid it.

And this is the man that married Hermione, the smartest witch of his age????  God, do I see a ton of problems and bullshit with that marriage!!!!! 


I hope you have a wonderful birthday and that everyone treats you special today.  And not the kind of special with an "h" in it, that's reserved for the Hardyz.  In fact, I think it might have been invented just for Jeff and Matt.  With any luck you'll get some awesome Jeff stuff today.  I know that if I could actually afford to buy you something, it would most definitely be Jeff-related.

I love you very much Sabrina and I feel very blessed to have met you, you're a fantastic friend.